Privacy

A Humorous Privacy Statement

Welcome to the Internet, where privacy is a mythical creature, much like unicorns or calorie-free chocolate. Once you connect, your data embarks on a magical journey across servers, clouds, and coffee-fueled sysadmins.

If you think your browsing history, cat videos, or questionable search queries are private, think again! The moment you hit "Enter," your secrets are scattered to the digital winds, analyzed by algorithms, and possibly used to recommend more cat videos.

Here at AlexSoya.com, we respect your right to privacy—just as much as the Internet allows. We don’t sell your data, but we can’t promise it won’t be intercepted by a bored AI, a nosy router, or a squirrel with a Wi-Fi antenna.

So, browse freely, laugh often, and remember: on the Internet, privacy is mostly an illusion. If you truly want to stay private, try carrier pigeons. Or smoke signals. Or just whisper to yourself in a dark room.

TL;DR: If you’re online, you’re public. But at least you’re in good company!